The Full Windsor

Sunday, January 21, 2007

The journeys end

It took a train, taxi, plane, bus, boat, and then finally another (this time overpriced) taxi to get us to Samui. Then a few days later it was a 16hour boat and bus trip back to Bangkok, exhausting stuff.

But finally after all that we were able to collapse into our spacious hotel room 41 floors above the hustle and bustle of Bangkok. Our one year anniversary was celebrated with a walk thru heated humdity to the big Siam centre, a massive shopping mall in the centre of Bangkok, and not far from where we were staying. We've shopped too much on this trip, instead we went and watched 'Black Dahlia' a great Noir film, full of mystrey, complex plot and a sly femme fatale. For dinner we dined on a seafood buffet, 79 floors above Bangkok, in one of the tallest towers in the city. It was a dinner worthy of the occasion, great inexpensive food, amazing views over the city sparkling with a thousands lights, and most importantly the beautiful company of my wife, Emily.

Today we fly home, an overnite flight that will touch us down in Melbourne at 10am local time, eager to see everyone again, and already getting exciting, but also apprehensive about the approaching first days for me as a primary school teacher, with my own class to take care of.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Pineing for home in 'Paradise'

White sand beaches, refreshing but warm waters idling rolling in, shimmering a cool blue green, beckoning us to wade out and cool our sweaty, overheated and sunburnt bodies. Behind us the palm trees and jungle garden of the resort. Our little bungalow tucked away among the others in a leafy tropical Eden. Breakfast (and other delicious and over priced meals) is had in an open air dinning room that looks out West over the calm waters of the sheltered bay, in the distant humid haze is Samui, the larger island in this cluster of holiday escapes. Its hot here, the sun beats down through thick humidity, thankfully there is the refreshing waters of the ocean, airconditioning in our room and the pool to give us comfort from it.

On our second nite there is a party out on the sandbar. We waded out between lanterns in the water to the sandbar, where lanterns mark out a circluar area, where there is a drinks bar, food, a bonfire and later fire twirlers. The next day we set up a volley ball net on the sandbar and played until the sun set behind us, coloring the waters in deep purples and reds.

We spend another day poolside, reading and occasionally dipping in the refreshing cool of the pool. But despite all this we are weary of Thailand and think of home. Its been a long stay here, and sure we've had some great days relaxing here, but its time for home. Rain this morning, a canceled boat trip (which would have taken us to the 5th best beach in the world) and some travel complications have made us want home even more.

This island of Koh Phangan is small and overrun with tourists and expats, an escape for many, some never going home. Everything costs just that little more than you expect. And I am sure you can get anything here for a price.

Bernie a South African ex-gangsta (or so he says) who came here 7 months ago, took a group of us out to the local cinema, (a little room with teired benches with cushions, mattresses and a phone to order food) where you can watch any movie you like. In the power outage during the film he told us he could get us anything we wanted, from pot to ladyboys (there's already three of the latter at the resort). So I gather this island offers more than a holiday to many, I think perhaps it is a haven or an escape for those who don't want to go home. But for us, we are now all too ready to make that long trek back to Down Under.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Teaching English

Over the last week and a half I have been teaching English at a local school right next to Mckean Hospital where Emily is doing her medical elective.

The school has 800 students and the class sizes are huge. I haven't had a class that is smaller than 35 students, the biggest being just under 50!! In the first few days there I discovered so many things that broke from the teaching conventions I'd learned back in Australia. For starters the classroom sizes, way to big to have any real education occuring. I think the perfect ratio is one teacher to 15 or 16 students. Then they use rote learning, okay, in some cases it may work, but basically its relying too much on the collective intelligence of the class not the individual students knowledge. So too many students slip through the cracks, especially in huge classes of students. I was also shocked by the public shaming of students when they didn't know something, if a student couldn't answer the teacher would get the whole class to tell him "what he did wrong". I also saw physical manhandling of students and one teacher had a cane at hand ready to use. She didn't use it but told me it could come in handy if i needed it.

Okay its not all bad, the children are lovely, altho in one class they were literally climbing the walls (its no wonder the teacher called them little monkeys- to their faces too!). But almost all are very polite and cheerful and get excited having a new teacher in the room. And most are receptive to learning and playing the various English games I have managed to remember.

The English (or Engrish as they say-confusion of 'l' and 'r') knowledge here is extremely varied, in one class you could have a kid who knows nothing and another who is nearly fluent. I also find it strange to see the teachers giving them words that as a class they can say but individually they don't have clue what the word is. They are using terrible American text books that have no relevance to their lives at all. Have also discovered some amusing Thai mutations of English, e.g. "heeling shoe". Can anyone guess what this might be? I discovered this one on the "3th" of January, another little amusing Thai English-ism. They also have trouble with "Seth", the "th" sound being difficult for them.

The teachers here are great, and the Principal is a lovely cheerful lady with great English who trys to teach me Thai words. She says amusing things like during lunch when she heaps chilli onto her food "Chilli makes me sexy!". Today she put her arm around me and said "this is my son". She has also taken a liking to Emily who came and helped me teach (Em's a natural teacher). She sent me home the other day to look after Emily who was sick, and gave me the next morning off to make sure she was okay. I have also befriended the high school English teacher Narin, a great little Thai man, the same age as me and with great English. We get along well and i hope to stay in contact with him.

Tomorrow is my last day. While its been fun it'll be good not to have to do the long 40 min ride (early in the morning!) it takes us to get there. We have to get through crazy Thai drivers, pollution and some bad roads. Em almost got totally bowled over today by a girl on a motorbike who didn't notice us at all! She didn't even stop to see if Em was okay.

New Year's Eve

New Year's Eve is a much bigger event in Chiang Mai then the virtually non event that Christmas day was. The main sqaure of Chiang Mai was filled with stalls selling food, crafts etc, a huge stage, lighting rigs, cameras, big screens and a VIP seating area. Through the evening they had various performances; dances and singers and various people getting up to say things. But it was all in Thai, and the screens didn't have subtitles, so we watched some of the dancing but mainly chose to wander the stalls that filled the streets in the area around the square. There seemed to be no real countdown, and through out the night people set off their fireworks and lanterns. The latter; large paper hotair balloons, filled the sky as people let them go "sending off all their good wishes for the year" as is the tradition here. At roughly midnight the sky was a blaze with the "offical" fireworks, set off from various hotels etc. We sat on the old wall just above the gate and had own little countdown with Americans around us. Then we enjoyed the splendor of the fireworks, and they were magnigicant, exploding right overhead in amazing vivid greens, reds and blues. Not as brilliant as Syndey or New York, but still fun to watch.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Jewelry Class



I attended a jewelry class, while I didn't learn heaps I was able to make this for Emily, as a one year anniverary present.

The Jewel:
Eve made a choice, but within that choice, where she rebelled from God, lies our rescue from the punishment of that choice, Jesus' death on the Cross, giving us Salvation.

Feeding the elephants


Christmas Lunch with Mum and Dad
I love riding in the Tuk-tuks especially up front next to the driver!
Yes, I ate a grasshopper, a whole bag of them, crunchy but tasty.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Elephants

Mum and Dad gave their Elephant excursion to us, a Christmas and one year Aniversary present. I love elephants and from them I understood this to be a day of elephant riding.

Bumping along a dirt road that climbs a steep mountain (after a hour long car ride) I say "I'm looking forward to riding an elephant". The Swiss American woman who now lived in Bali, sitting next to me, says "oh no, we've not riding elephants". At first I was disappointed, this was soon to change.

The Elephant Sanctuary is in a valley surrounded by hills coverd by jungle and the orchards and pastures of local famers. There are nearly 30 elephants on the property, nearly all of them are rescued from being work animals in cruel logging camps, or from tourist places where they are made to perform or be ridden on. Then there are a few babies born on the property, incrediably cute little things that play like children and playfully annoy the older elephants.

Our host is an Aussie woman named Michelle, incrediably skinny and smoking like a chimney. But lovely and welcoming and glad to see some fellow Aussies. In our van load there is the Swiss American lady and her Balinese husband and their child, a strange Sydney sider giantess, and two fat loud American blokes. We become part of a bigger group, with a few other Americans and a few European families (maybe Scandanavian?). The main building is a bamboo structure, with walks between the bathrooms, main building and the feeding area. The latter, like the rest is open air but with thatched roof, with a slightly raised verandah area from which the feeding took place.

We are given an introduction talk where Michelle told us about the Elephants and all their complex stories. Its like a soap opera she tells us. There are sorts of characters among them, the dopey old male, the prude (who won't let anyone mate her), the hussy (who backs into all the males so that they will mate her), the drug addict (an Elephant that was put on speed (before she was rescued) so that she could work night and day) and a rabble of young elephants. Through the day we learnt of other stories; sad stories of the elephants before they were rescued. But also encouraging stories of their lives now. A blind elephant who was befriended and cared for by another elephant, a desperate female who won't leave the side of a male that isn't interested in her, and of an Aunty who seperates two young elephants because she thinks one is a bad influence for the other who is in her care.

In the wild elephants form natural social groups of family units with the mother as the leader. When the mother is pregnant (for 20 months!) and gives birth, her sister will take on the role of nanny or aunty , sometimes producing milk also! She helps care for the baby who like human young need lots of care. In the elephant sanctuary where their are no natural family ties, the elephants have created their own social groups, and female elephants have taken it upon themselves to become aunties, some even producing milk (so great is their inate desire to care and help!).

First order of the day was feeding. We lined up along the verandah with big basktets of food and gave it to the elephants who scoped it up with their tunks and gulped it down, huge watermelons and whole hands of bananas going crunch, splattering juices in the huge mouths of these beasts. Em fed them while I filmed her. She even got to fed a little baby one, who could only eat peeled bananas and small pieces of watermelon, for two hundred kilos of elephant he was still pretty cute.

After our human lunch in a dining room on the top floor (360 degree view of the valley) we headed to the river to wash the animals. It was amazing to walk beside these huge beasts, powerful enough to kill you. There is something incrediable about being right next to such huge creatures, walking right next to them and being able to touch their rough leathery skin. At the river people went in with the animals and scrubbed and cleaned them. Once clean the great beasts lumbered out and promptly got dirty again, flicking dust onto themselves. We learnt that this is a natural sunscreen to protect them.

In the afternoon we viewed a film the founder had made. It showed the horrible conditions that elephants are in during their 'training'. They are poked and proded, stabbed and whipped into submission. It is a cruel and nasty practice that I believe should be stopped. These are wild animals forced into submission, to be entertainment for the tourist whim and desire to ride them like a horse. We learned that elephants' backs are not made for uncomfortable carriages and saddles. This whole experience was a re-education for me. I naively thort, as many others do, that the elephants here were well treated, that they liked being ridden, that they liked performing. I was so very wrong. To get elephants to do what we see them do, they go through so much suffering, its terrible. What the founder of the sanctuary wants to see is a change, to have elephants trained in a gentle way, through reward, not punishment, like horse husbandry and horse 'whisperers'. But eventually she wants to see all the elephants returned saftely to the wild and to be left there untouched by human hand. It was so wonderful to see stewardship of creation in action at this sanctuary. We returned to Chiang Mai with a renewed love and care for elephants, and a desire to promote change in people's minds.

Mama and Papa Isham and Christmas

Well it has been awhile so hope this post isn't too long for you all. Mum and Dad arrived last week on the 21st of Dec. Em and I had a great few days with them exploring Chiang Mai together. The warm weather, and chilled out atmosphere of this city made for many relaxed conversations around cold drinks in the many quaint little cafes that are scattered around Chiang Mai, the pit stops our adventures.

On Christmas Eve we all attended the missionary church, packed out with expats, missionaries and other 'farangs' (foreigners) that live in Chiang Mai. It was an excellent Christmas Eve service, great classical Christmas hymns (Em sang beautifully up the front) and a good hearty sermon on Matthew, and the Christmas story he tells in that particular biography of Jesus. He talked about the three Magi being the first gentiles to see Jesus and how this is important to us as a sign of Jesus coming to save all of us, not just the jews.

Christmas
Christmas in Thailand is quite different to back home. The temperature is about the same, except those rare Christmas snows in Tassie. But most places are open, even for Thai school children it is a normal day. Most people are out and about, only the banks are closed (cos the rest of the world's banks acknowledge Christmas day, it makes it difficult for Thai banks to open).

Em and i joined mum and dad for an early breakfast and exchanged gifts. We then took a tour out to a craft village on the egde of the city. This probably sounds like a quaint little village with grass roof huts, little local people in traditional garb sitting with the wares spread out in front of their homes and dirt path weaving between the huts. But no, it was just an average street filled with shops ready for the tourist dollar, pretty much like any other shop in Chiang Mai. The other frustration with this trip was the stops at a Jewelry centre and a carpet place on the way, where they show you through their big impressive show rooms and try to talk you into buying their products. The Jewelry place had huge impressive display cabinets with all sorts of well crafted and glittering rings, bracelets and necklaces, a treasure trove that could feed at least three African countries. The carpet place was run by a little man from Kashmir. He served us tea and showed us all his amazing rugs and told us how they were made, etc But again these rugs were way out of our price range, so after much explaining of our limited funds and despite his Indian charm and persistance we left.

On the return from the craft village we stopped in at a place that made the whole trip worthwhile. It was a wood carving place. The work here was amazing!! Incrediable scenes of elephants, people working in fields, jungles etc all carved into table tops, chairs, cabinets various other furniture items. The work was so carefully crafted the creatures almost walked out of them. Emily sat and carved a piece that they had there for tourists to try, and they thought her a natural at it. So much so that one of the craftsman sold Em some of his tools.

In the afternoon we all had Thai massages, such a nice relaxing way to spend a Christmas afternoon. We then had dinner at this beautiful little resturant by the river. We were outdoors right by the river side in a little garden with hanging lights surrounding us. Hope all your Christmas dinners were in as nice a place as this. Em even got up and joined the band playing her little flute that she bought here.

Later after mum and dad had returned to their guesthouse we went out to find a quiet place for a Christmas drink. We'd heard about this rooftop bar and on our wanderings were able to find it. To get to it we had to climb up a series of staircases at the back of a building. The lighting was dim and odd graffiti marked all the walls. It was like some creepy place out of Blade Runner or Minority Report. Finally we reached the top, a ricketty platform on the top of the building, open to the sky, which i guess it needed for all the cigarette and 'other' smoke to escape. Again the dim and multicolored lighting and odd music filled the place, as did the 'farangs' seated on cushions around low tables. I hate smokey places, as does Emily, so we left. We found another place, with outdoor tables, a mixture of farang and Thai people. On the stage a Thai man played and sung country western songs. I had deep fried icecream, quite good, but not as good as the stuff my sister has made. Then Em decides she wants to sing, so she bravely goes up and joins the man on stage to sing parts of a song she barely knows. She was great, and got some cheers and applause when she finished.

So that was Christmas...then there were elephants....

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Around Chaing Mai





Emily on the old wall, corner of the old city, the main bridge, the Sunday Night Market, us in a Tuk-tuk and the gateway into the centre of Chaing Mai

English Boys and Night Monkey


Saturday, December 16, 2006

The Leprosy Hospital

15th December
Today we ventured out to the Hospital. We walked a fair distance before finding a taxi that knew what and where we were talking about. Taxi's here are either Tuk-tuks, which I am sure you have all seen in tourist brochures of Thailand. Or they are glorified Utes, where you sit in the back in a covered area on bench seats. Both are quite fun to ride in, the sensation of air rushing past is quite enjoyable, and not having to wear a seatbelt is very liberating. The journey to the hospital took us past many different Thai buildings, from eleborate temples, through to simple thai homes and shop fronts. We also saw some baby elephants which I was able to film quickly while traffic had stopped our taxi. They looked rather forlorn being led through loud busy traffic, they heads down and trunks dropping between their front legs.

The Hospital is set in beautiful grounds, with well kept gardens and old colonial style buildings. We walked a fair way, big fig trees lined the road, and we past more old buildings before finally coming to the main wards where we met Dr Trevor Smith. He's a wonderful man, very well spoken and gentle in his manner. Of the same generation type as Dr Hamlin I suspect. He took us on a ward round. I was surprised with how much I understood as he explained each patients' condition to us. Emily and I were fascinated, amazed and encouraged at some of the procedures and breakthrus that he has made. In appearance the patients ranged from quite crippled and malnourished, to appearing quite 'normal' with maybe only a limb missing. Alot had clawed hands (quite common with leprosy) and of course many had skin legions and cists. I say this all quite matter of factly, but I found quite a few patients difficult to cope with seeing. Em did fine, but it is all new to me, and had I seen more I think it could have brought me tears. Seeing other people suffering with this illness is sad, but there is an encouraging hope that we learned. Admissions to the hospital have dropped dramatically as improvements in the health of the population has risen. Also Dr Smith has made many sucessful operations to fix the clawed hands, and other deformities that affect their movements. Also the hospital has a workshop that creates special shoes for the patients (another encouraging thing we learned). We met Heather, Trever's wife near the end of our ward round and she pulled me aside to talk about teaching work for me. I will hopefully be doing some volunteer work at a school near by.

Walking back along the road we managed to get a lift with a lovely Thai lady, who made great attempts at conversation with us on the drive back to the main area of the city.

In the evening at the invitation of the Smiths we went to a missionary Chirstmas Carol night. It was outdoors under an impressively large tree. There were candles and alot of Carol singing, some great classical songs and then those irritating secular ones like 'Santa Claus is coming' and 'Ruldoph the red nosed reindeer'. They had the different nationality groups get up and do items, we joined the Aussies in a rendition of Waltzing Matilda with Christmas themed words. We didn't stay long after, feeling rather out of place and figuring we'd meet alot of these folk at the church service on Sunday.